Wednesday, 11 July 2007

Meet the fighters: Paul "The Animal" Holmes

You'll be alright... I'll go easy on you
A fighter with massive muscles is famous for being a strong, but slow fighter who will easily tire after but a few minutes. Paul doesn’t know this unfortunately, and continues to flout the laws of the universe, relentlessly dominating any fight with incredible speed and strength. Paul likes to lure unsuspecting victims into his cage with reassuring phrases such as “I’m going easy tonight”, “I’m getting old” and “I’ve hurt my shoulder”, while promising to only go “50%”, which in reality means “150%”. Easily being the richest member of BCC, when not fighting Paul can be found at home buffing up his newest sports car, or pouring over the housing market to buy yet another property to add to his empire.

3 comments:

The Animal said...

What a hunk !!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

you would think that

BCC said...

I'm hurting! The Animal successfully injured 3 people at last night's training session. Well worth the money.