Air guitar? Rubbish! Check out my air trumpet!
Few manage to achieve perfection in the short time that they have on this world, and I can say that I am one of those few. Handsome, intelligent, witty, athletic – these are a few of the words that people would like to use to describe me, but don’t because they think I’ll get embarrassed or something. Being the 4th longest serving member of Black Country Combat, I have managed to hone my skills on the mat to such a level, that I now have to carefully pick my sparring partners for fear of seriously injuring them. Claims of dirty fighting are completely unfounded – people just insist on head butting my elbows all the time.
Air guitar? Rubbish! Check out my air trumpet!
8 comments:
James have you been talking to that girl in the background?
You talking about that hot fittie? Sadly no, she's out of my league.
Did you like glens arse?
No Roger but you obviously did???
Yes the Animal has finally landed, and be warned any witty inuendo's may or may not be taken to heart! but only you will find out which when the cage door locks behind us !!!!
are you sure the door will lock seeing as you made it!
Now that sounds like fighting talk to me... Punish him!!!
Well said.
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