
On hearing the news of Ant's win, Forrest Griffin needed a lie down
Some of you may be wondering why Anthony Phillips is now walking around the gym like he's the Man, the Boy, the Daddy etc etc. Well, that's because Ant's pro-mma fight record will shortly be showing 1-3-0, having won his latest pro fight against an opponent who, for a change, was not 2 stone heavier. I'd love to give more details about who, where, when and stuff, but despite being told several times, I keep forgetting so please accept my apologies, and feel free to put details in via comments.
Naturally, now that Ant is no longer in training, it means that we can stop with all the "go easy on him to boost his confidence" nonsense, in case Ant starts thinking he's some sort of proper pro fighter or something. After doing a quick spar with him, and slapping on a bicep crush, followed by a guillotine, I ensured that Ant was put back in his place...